Yummy yummy! We definitely recommend the drinks at outback!
"Get me buttering my bread!" -Ezekiel
Dinner with the hubs❤️😘
My #MCM ❤️❤️
"so who’s going to do the nut grabbing?"
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
thats my favourite animal
michael jordan sets us straight
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon